"How did you make your fortune?"

"I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had experience."

"How did that help?"

...

Fair customer (to salesman displaying modern bathing suit): "And you're sure this bathing suit won't shrink?"

Salesman: "No, Miss. It is nowhere to shrink to."

"This check is doubtless all right," said the paying teller politelly. "But have you anything about you by which you could be identified?"

The pretty young thing faltered, "I have a mole high up above my left knee."