"Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars?"

"Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today."
"And at home?"
...

"I painted something for the Academy last year"

"Was it hung?"

"Yes, near the entrance where everybody could see it"

"Congratulation! What was it?"

...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying:

- "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few second, little Jonny stood up.
...

Artist: "That, sir, is a cow grazing"

Visitor: "Where is the grass?"
Artist: "The cow has eaten it"
Visitor: "But where is the cow?"
...